“The only lockdown diary you need to read..”
It is as if Zeus himself has unleashed a thunderbolt upon us. I creak out of bed and realise that as well as the sun gloriously shining, today is (for now) the final day of lockdown home schooling. I say that with leaden caveat. Scottish parents have been informed for almost a year by ourContinue reading “Home School – Day Twenty-Four”
My day began with the postman bringing me a pipe. Not, unlike a surprising number of village residents (we discovered this during last year’s Thursday clap), of the bag variety; rather the traditional smoking version. During lockdown cigarette ingestion has swollen to unsustainable levels. In spring and summer 2020, add vats of gin, whisky andContinue reading “Home School – Day Twenty-Three”
The jungle drums have been beating since Scotland’s glorious leader granted a few of her subjects permission to attend school from next week. That mercifully includes Cerberus; Medusa will similarly be dispatched back to her nosebleedingly expensive nursery. Any fool who wiggles an eyebrow at barbaric parents who send their beloved tots into full timeContinue reading “Home School – Day Twenty-Two”
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